BJ Villainess Chapter 126

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Since the festival ended, the days have been extremely peaceful, except for a few minor problems. But that wasn’t a good thing, at least for me. Since I have free time, I keep getting lost in useless thoughts.

 

“Heuk… Sniff… Huhuhu…!”

 

At night, I cried with tears streaming down my face and woke up with puffy eyes the next day.

 

“Sigh. I can’t be like this.”

 

It was said that time is the cure for parting away, but a more effective and certain prescription was needed. It was because I felt like I shouldn’t dwell on what happened in the dungeon forever.

 

It’s also rude to Damian.

 

Every time I see him from afar, I get sentimental by myself. How unpleasant would Damian be without knowing why?

 

So, the medicine prescription I chose was alcohol. Fortunately, I had a reason to celebrate. Clybe achieved first place in sales and was listed in the Hall of Fame.

 

“Long live Clybe, the best social club in Valhalla!”

 

“Long life forever~!”

 

Clybe gathered together every day and toasted.

 

“Tada! Look here, everyone! We have a special guest today! It’s Lord Clyde!”

 

“Kyaaa!”

 

The day after the festival, Clyde, who helped me hard, also attended the drinking party once.

 

“Let’s play a drinking game!”

 

The ladies seemed to be addicted to some of the drinking games I told them about, and they begged me to play with them every time we drank.

 

“What is a drinking game?”

 

The ladies smiled evilly at Clyde’s innocent question.

 

“Ah~ You have to learn that while drinking~”

 

Ding!

[The Constellation ‘Professional Trainer’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[You taught them something really good…]

 

“Keheuk.”

 

Anyway, that day, Clyde complained, asking if I had made Clybe just for this purpose, then threw a fit and never joined again.

 

Ding!

[The Constellation ‘Clyde’s in-law’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[In reality, Clyde was being used for the drinking party.]

 

I also spread the joys of drinking on the street to Clybe.

 

“This view, this wind, this sunlight… There’s no need for snacks.”

 

“Wow, you’ve drunk since lunch.”

 

“Come on, one more drink~!”

 

The future of the empire was bright.

 

At that time, the ladies nearby shouted loudly as if they wanted us to hear them.

 

“Oh my, the smell of alcohol can be felt all the way from here!”

 

“The lever of Clybe is also quite understandable.”

 

“I can’t believe a club like that is in the Hall of Fame with us. I wonder what will happen to Valhalla in the future.”

 

Looking at the golden rose brooch in their school uniforms, they were all Demisa.

 

Demisa happened to be enjoying a picnic on a mat near us. Of course, there is Mimosa as well. She glared venomously at me with her viper-like eyes. In fact, she had been looking at me like that ever since I returned from the dungeon.

 

“Dare… How dare you to our Damian…!”

 

I think we’ve got the wrong seat.

 

Clybe, who was laughing and chatting like a lark, changed their eyes when they heard Demisa’s argument.

 

“Ah, the taste of alcohol is not good.”

 

In an instant, it felt like they were possessed by evil spirits.

 

“Where are the losers drinking tea near our Hall of Fame club?’

 

“As expected, the day of peace was too long.”

 

It seemed like a war might break out at this rate. I grabbed the bottle, jumped up, and walked over to Mimosa.

 

“How dare you come here!? Ugh, the smell of alcohol… Are you drunk?”

 

“I’m not drunk at all.”

 

Not only Mimosa but also Demisa members glared at me with wary eyes.

 

“Originally, when a problem arises, the leaders have to fight.”

 

Glug, glug, glug! Mimosa freaked out when I poured strong alcohol into her empty glass.

 

“What are you doing!”

 

“Come on, have a drink. Let’s compete with alcohol.”

 

“It’s a one-sided battle in your favor! And who drinks so much strong alcohol so ignorantly?!”

 

Mimosa’s tantrum was severe.

 

“Alright. Then, I’ll make it delicious.”

 

They happened to be brewing black tea with good tea leaves and enjoying it leisurely.

 

I suddenly mixed black tea with strong alcohol.

 

“Kyaa! My black tea! Are you really crazy, Theresa?!”

 

“Lady Mimosa!”

 

Demisa surrounded me, who was holding the alcohol mixed with black tea, treating me like a scoundrel. Then, as if they had been waiting, Clybe rushed over and engaged in a tense confrontation.

 

Anyway, I put the glass to Mimosa’s lips. “It’s delicious when you mix black tea with alcohol.”

 

To be honest, I don’t know if it was true. I only vaguely remember hearing somewhere that it was a popular drink among insiders.

 

“Just try one sip.”

 

Mimosa twitched her nose while glaring at me with disgust.

 

Fufu. It smells good.

 

Mimosa is a drinker but not as good as Theresa.

 

Basically, a stupid villain should like to drink. That’s how they create trouble after drinking. Of course, I wasn’t giving her alcohol just to cause an accident.

 

Mimosa took a sip with a suspicious expression, then her light purple eyes sparkled. She took the glass from my hand and drank it refreshingly. Gulp! Gulp!

 

“…Heh, not bad. Give me another drink.” The faint scent of alcohol wafted from her fresh eyes.

 

After making another drink, I gestured towards Demisa, who was standing with a puzzled expression. “Alright, everyone, sit down. I’ll give you a glass of each.”

 

Demisa sat down for now, looking unable to adapt to the strange situation. I rolled up a glass of my drink and lifted it up. Then, the young ladies of Clybe, who were in perfect harmony with each other, followed me and held their glass. Only Demisa members were unaware of the situation, holding teacups mixed with alcohol in their hands.

 

“First drink!

 

When I shouted, Clybe responded. “One shot!”

 

And I drank it all down.

 

Ding!

[The Constellation ‘Boomer Theresa’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[It’s so quick to spread bad habits.]

 

After we had one shot, Demisa followed and sipped their drink.

 

“Oh my.”

 

“Uargh! Disgusting!”

 

Some people liked the taste, while the other stuck out their tongues.

 

The ladies who didn’t enjoy drinking drank tea instead, but they didn’t mind having a drinking party with us. Looking at it, it seemed like they envied the atmosphere of Clybe.

 

I know they were at an age when they couldn’t even recognize their parents’ faces when they were drunk. But how frustrating must it have been to drink tea in a noble manner instead of welcoming the youth? I willingly shared the freedom of alcohol with everyone.

 

“Drink it! Drink it!”

 

Ding!

[The Constellation ‘Rofan-Addicted Young Lady’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[Aah… Headache…]

 

Before I knew it, a huge drinking party was taking place on the smooth lawn of the school.  When the atmosphere heated up and began to collapse one by one, people from each family came and took away their devastated daughters.

 

“Oh my god, what is this all about?”

 

“Lady! Who drinks like this during the day!

 

“Here, help me carry the lady!”

 

I watched the servants clearing up the drinking party with blank eyes and then staggered to my feet. It was soon time to return to the dormitory.

 

“Ugh… Was the road always this long…?”

 

I didn’t have the strength to walk, so I wanted to lie on the ground and roll around.

 

I should get some rest and then go.

 

When I looked around to see if there was any place to sit, I saw a bench that looked as comfortable as a bed. I went there and got ready to sleep. Basically, when I drank alcohol, I would wake up when I woke up.

 

Yes. It’s a rational thought. As expected, I wasn’t drunk at all.

 

It was the last day of May. The cool breeze still pleasantly caressed my cheeks. The sound of leaves rustling like a lullaby made me fall asleep.

 

At that time, my body suddenly came up and shook gently. Someone picked me up and moved me around. What the? When did Raul come to school again?

 

I mumbled, naturally thinking that Raul was bringing me back to the dormitory. “Yes… Father… I drank a little…”

 

When I made an excuse to prevent his nagging, I heard a friendly voice.

 

“You drank a lot, Theresa. Even you see me as Duke Squire now.”

 

“But I’m not drunk at all… I can walk…”

 

“I’ll take you to your dormitory.”

 

I nodded and whimpered a little in the strangely familiar arms.

 

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When I opened my eyes the next day, I found fussy comments after quite a while.

 

[The Constellations ‘Son-in-law Damian’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[I just shed endless tears.]

 

[The Constellation ‘Damian, Stop Being Handsome’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[If this is not love, what is love?]

 

The headache-inducing comments made my hangover worse.

 

“Ugh, I’m dying.”

 

When I complained of a hangover, Eloise, who brought me honey water, nagged. “So, what kind of alcohol did Lady drink so much?”

 

In response to Eloise’s nagging that started in the morning, I confidently explained why I was drinking. “It’s because it’s a nice day.”

 

 

“You drink on all days, whether it’s a good day, a bad day, or even when the weather is just right.”

 

[The Constellation ‘I Know This One’ has sponsored 100,000 coins.]

[Nageloise.]

 

“…”

 

But there was so much to toast, so I couldn’t help it. The reason for the toast yesterday was this.

 

Status window.

 

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[Theresa Squire]

Description: Princess Squire

Age: 22

Magic Rate: A+

Intelligence: A

Mana: A (99.999/99.999)

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My intelligence has become level A! My magic rate was also a whopping A+. Now, I have become an elite wizard in name and reality. How could I not congratulate such an auspicious achievement?

 

“I’m looking forward to the final exam. Fufufufu.”

 

“I guess you’re not sober yet…”

 

As I was having a hot soup hangover, Eloise opened the window for ventilation and said, “It’s already June. I think time flies so quickly.”

 

“Yes. Time flies quickly.”

 

June was an even month, so it was when the Gates of Paradise were activated. The three remaining locations are: The Imperial Palace, Damian’s house, and Valhalla. It was difficult to visit those two places right away, so I planned to open the gate of paradise in Valhalla this time.