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Shanghai Grand Prix Was Absolutely Insane

Posted by: Anonymous Elk

The performance was insane….. Oh my God, Father in heaven, did you see that? This is Aiden Seunghyun Carter….

Did you see how he took that corner perfectly?

Did you see how when Jamie tried to dive in, he absolutely refused to budge with that grit?

Did you see that pit stop at the perfect timing to change tires?

Did you see Helix somehow set a new pit record?

Did you see that undercut strategy that was insane?

Did you see those fastest lap points?

Ah…. This is Aiden Carter… This is… Helix….

Comments

Anonymous Lark: Just… light…. Ah….

Anonymous Stag: LMAOOOOOOOO these crazy bastards are going to end up founding a church for Aiden at this rate

└ Anonymous Hamster: There isn’t one yet? Aiden-ism? Why not? I guess I’ll have to make it……..

└ Anonymous Crocodile: For real lol It makes no sense that Aiden-ism still doesn’t exist

└ Anonymous Stag: You crazy bastards.. That’s scary… lol

└ Anonymous Koala: ;;;;That religion sounds like it’d reek of sweat;;;;

Anonymous Iguana: At first I was biting my nails and my legs were shaking while watching, but later I ordered some spicy rice cakes and drank beer while watching comfortably. Digestion: ez

└ Anonymous Puppy: Hey, you too? I ordered fried chicken lol

└ Anonymous Crocodile: I had squid and makgeolli

└ Anonymous Koala: ;;;;That’s it? I ordered lemonade and watched;;;

└ Anonymous Iguana: This bastard… I’ll learn a thing or two from you

Anonymous Rhino: Lmaoooo for real though, when they set that new pit stop record I was literally rubbing my eyes lol 1.9 seconds? For real? lol Who said Shanghai wasn’t fun? lol

└ Anonymous Alpaca: How could the Shanghai Grand Prix possibly not be fun? Who said that? Come out here

└ Anonymous Bat: Shut up, Shabok lolol

Anonymous Python: Does Aiden’s car just not have bReykes? Or did he forget to bring the steering wheel? Jamie’s pushing in like that and he absolutely refuses to give way? That’s freaking chilling lol Like does he have ten lives? lol

└ Anonymous Hippo: For real though, he absolutely wouldn’t move lol If I were Jamie I would’ve backed off thinking ‘this crazy bastard’; lol

└ Anonymous Snail: Jamie’s team radio was hilarious lololol

└ Anonymous Orangutan: What? What did he say?

└ Anonymous Rabbit: “Aid’s brakes broken?” lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo He sounded so desperate lol

└ Anonymous Peacock: Agreed, even we watching thought that lololol

└ Anonymous Cat: Honestly, it was so aggressive I was a bit surprised…. Isn’t he scared…?

└ Anonymous Tiger: He’s the kind of guy who thinks about the next line instead of having time to be scared… lol

└ Anonymous Cheetah: So this is what a world champion is like.. You need about three lives to be a world champion….

└ Anonymous Zebra: Get it? lololol He’s just crazy about points…..;;;;

Anonymous Flamingo: But this time Ryeoun also did really well, for real. The midfield battle was insanely fierce, but he gritted his teeth and overtook people??

└ Anonymous Pangolin: lololol team radio legendary update lololol

└ Anonymous Squirrel: What???

└ Anonymous Pangolin: He said “Get that dinking Horizon wagon out of my way!” lolololol

└ Anonymous Squirrel: Ah lol For real? Lmaoooo no way lol That’s too much lol It was his own team though lol Whose car was he in? Alex? LMAOOOO

└ Anonymous Pangolin: Yeah, Alex lololol

└ Anonymous Squirrel: OMG lolol Our boy’s hot mouth doesn’t even spare Alex lolololol

└ Anonymous Pangolin: I know, he’s insane lol He said it so urgently in Korean that Victor was like “Wat? Wat?” lololol

└ Anonymous Squirrel: I’m losing it lolol

[F1/Helix] Ryeoun Will Probably Do Better Next Time

Posted by: Anonymous

Isn’t today Ryeoun’s new personal best? Looks like he’s slowly getting used to Helix??

Comments

Anonymous: He’s in his third year of F1 now.. if he can’t do well…. (omitted)

└ Anonymous: That 10-year veteran Walter getting beaten up like that….

└ Anonymous: ….Amen…

└ Anonymous: Who’s Walter…?

└ Anonymous: ..You… you bastard.. You’re the worst….

└ Anonymous: No, seriously, I really can’t remember.. Is that the mustache ajusshi..? Now…?

└ Anonymous: Yeah yeah, Nowes Second… Ugh, you bad bastardㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

└ Anonymous: …..Sorry about that, Mister Walter….

└ Anonymous: No but that was Nowes’s car…..

└ Anonymous: Ugh….

Anonymous: Just looking at performance, it’s still a bit disappointing, for real. He gets excited a bit too easily and misses chances sometimes? Honestly, even this time he could have easily gotten up to P4 and more

└ Anonymous: You think it’s that easy? ㅡㅡ

└ Anonymous: Why are you getting madㅜ I just said it because I’m sad that he seems like he could definitely get on the podium but hasn’t yetㅜ

└ Anonymous: Oh, is that what you meant? Sorry

└ Anonymous: ㅜㅜ I’m a Rey fan too, damn…

Anonymous: Won’t he definitely do better next time?

└ Anonymous: But honestly, Rey also just suits Shanghai well…. I don’t know if he’ll do well at Suzuka…

└ Anonymous: The Grand Prix season just started, so^^; I think he’ll be fine once he adapts? Maybe he can get a podium at Monaco or Singapore?

└ Anonymous: Says all Rey fans right now lololol

Anonymous: But this time Helix’s car is really well-built; watching Aiden, he was practically flying?? I think if Rey adapts just a little, a 1-2 finish isn’t just a dream?

└ Anonymous: Ugh… I really hope that day comesㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ

└ Anonymous: It’s possible for real I see it for real

└ Anonymous: Where do you see it?

└ Anonymous: I’m a regressor for real

└ Anonymous: Uh… okay…

[CartRey] Episode 118 Is Freaking Delicious..

Posted by: sefwe

Did you see the 118 content that dropped? It’s freaking delicious.. I don’t know what they’re saying in English, but someone will add subtitles later, I guess…. Just their faces together alone is killer.. How can you not squeeze this for content???

Comments

weoi11: Anyone who doesn’t squeeze this for content isn’t human…

└ kkkdpp: Agreed… This is episode 1, and they dropped hints after Melbourne, so that means they’ll film up to episode 24, right?

└ weoi11: Of course ㅡㅡ

99918291: But like… lololol Am I the only one feeling this? lol Aiden seems like he’s… dominating Rey.. don’t you think…? Lolol

└ ㄴㄴㄴ: I thought that too lololol Is there a Grand Prix to look forward to? There isn’t… one? There isn’t? There isn’t?!?!?!?!??!

└ ㅇ.ㅇ: He said he was just joking

└ ㄴㄴㄴ: No, didn’t it seem like they brushed it off too casually? lolol

└ bbz.fsd: You mortals… If you nitpick like that, you won’t get a single drop of content to eat….

└ ㅣㅣㅐㅐㅑㅑ: No but still lol I just thought you should find your spot and squeeze properly lol

└ bbz.fsd: Are you full or something?

└ ㅣㅣㅐㅐㅑㅑ: …No, sir… Long live CartRey!!!!!!

u.u: No, but did you see Aiden touching Rey’s bangs? Did you see Rey flinch and turn red? Why? It’s just a tiny touch that makes him flinch like that, why????

└ ㅁ_ㅁ: I know right lol And why is Aiden smiling so shyly? That eye smile charms all the noona fans, and now who’s he trying to charm ㅡㅡ

└ vcxsaefd: That smile probably charmed 18 too…

└ mmnmmn: Agreed..

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I frantically screenshotted the media zone interview video!!! Did you guys see this!!!!!!!!

└ xccxcxc: Whoa… Whoa!!! What? Isn’t that Aiden’s #1 comfort band?? Why is 18 wearing it??

└ 311qntek: Huh??? Wth isn’t that the wristband Aiden’s worn since his rookie days??? Even after getting the watch sponsorship, whenever he wore short-sleeve uniforms, he always had it on the other wrist???? Why does 18 have it…?

└ duowo: ??…?????……?????? Are you sure?

└ 311qntek: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes That comfort band sold so well because of #1 that it eventually became an official sponsor;;;; That’s what a world champion does….

└ duowo: Wow, wait a minute.. So what, this is like a boyfriend band? Something like that?

└ etkeung: Wth.. In some old interview maybe?? Jamie jokingly asked Aiden for it, and Aiden said to buy it yourself and that he’d never give it away, that wristband…

└ thats!: I remember too; didn’t he just buy the same one?

└ 311qntek: I don’t think so…. If you zoom in on the edge of that band, you can see a faint reddish stain, right? That’s the stain from when #1 spilled raspberry on it back in the day and was upset it wouldn’t come out… It seems like the same one….

└ lol: They seem like they’re dating for real

└ werieuh: Seems like it for real

└ 14092304923: Seems that way for real

└ dandang19: Seems so for real

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